Isang Baliw at Isang Epal

bidangGIRL: ayoko na talagang makita yung unggoy na yun habangbuhay.


friendNIbidangGIRL: is there something between you and [insert name of baliw na guy here]?


bidangGIRL: good question! i mean for all i know, wala! pero baliw baliwan sya!


isaPANGfriendNIbidangGIRL: as in wala talaga?

bidangGIRL: siguro we kissed, once or twice, hinahatid nya ko sa bahay, sinusundo nya ko sa office but that was it. yung mga sinasabi ko kapag magkakasama tayo, biruan lang. i didnt even know na sineseryoso nya. nakakahiya dun sa kasama ko nung weekend. nainis ako! *lumalakas ang boses* ayoko na makita mukha nya ever again!


*silence*


madlangPEOPLEsaBAR: *death glare*

bidangGIRL: *plastic smile* sorry.


friendNIbidangGIRL: *whispers* ano ba ginawa nya kasi?


bidangGIRL: kung ano ano sinasabi nya. puro nalang daw si [insert name of isa pang tropang guy here] ang napapansin ko. binabalewala ko daw sya. arg! lahat na ng paliwanag ginawa ko. i was calm and all. just to calm him down.


isaPANGfriendNIbidangGIRL: yung guy sa kabilang table nakatingin sayo.


bidangGIRL: *looked at where isaPANGfriendNIbidangGIRL is looking at* bayaan mo sya *continued with story*


isaPANGfriendNIbidangGIRL: *whispers* ayan na sya.


bidangGIRL: *stopped talking*


epalGUY: hi! *smiles*


bidangGIRL: *plastic smile*


epalGUY: [insert name of epalGUY here] nga pala. ikaw? *offered handshake*


bidangGIRL: *accepts handshake* [insert name of bidangGIRL here]. *plastic smile* this is [insert name of friendNIbidangGIRL here] and this is [insert name of isaPANGfriendNIbidangGIRL here]. okay? thanks! *continued with story facing friendNIbidangGIRL and isaPANGfriendNIbidangGIRL*


guysFROMkabilangTABLEnaKASAMAniEPALguy: *laughs*


epalGUY: *goes back to his seat*


bidangGIRL: *still talking*


Until.


bidangGIRL: *goes to the washroom*


bidangGIRL: *goes back from the washroom* *about to sit down*


epalGUY: *grabs bidangGIRL's arm* *kissed bidangGIRL*


bidangGIRL: *gulat but still looking pretty facial expression* *stares at epalGUY*


epalGUY: *pang-asar smile*


bidangGIRL: *sits down* tapos yun na nga... *continued talking with friendNIbidangGIRL and isaPANGfriendNIbidangGIRL*


epalGUY: *head scratch*


guysFROMkabilangTABLEnaKASAMAniEPALguy: *laughing out loud*


epalGUY: *goes back to his seat*


bidangGIRL: *evil grin*

hindi lahat ng nabasa mo ay totoo. yung iba kathang isip lamang. *evil grin*