Buwis Buhay na Lakad

dahil sa kagustuhan namin makatipid ng friend ko sa pamasahe,

medyo natrafic pa kami ng sobrang konti lang naman dahil sa medyo sobrang konti rin na commotion na dulot ng ilang mga di kilalang lalaki na feeling ko any moment ay magiging part kami ng isang action movie sa kalsada,

syempre sila ang bida,

at kami,

mga inosenteng kiber nila whether matamaan ng bala or hindi.

Pero wala naman ganun na nangyari,

exaggerated lang ako haha!

Buti may mga pulis kaya kumalma naman sila.

Tapos before kami bumaba ng jeep,

May LQ na naganap between the kundoktor and a medyo not-so-katiwatiwalang lalaki who happens to be one of our co-passengers sa pambansang mode of transportation na sinasakyan namin.

And I don’t think its just a not-so-major-major LQ,

Feeling ko wala ng love talaga bilang nagsapakan sila sa jeep and while trying to get off the jeep si not-so-katiwatiwalang lalaki,

Nadapa sya sa lap ko.

I know! Katakot!

Though I understand that its just a once in a lifetime opportunity na makadaupang palad ang isang tulad nya *roll eyes*

Pero of all people sa jeep? Why me?

Nakita ko medyo nainggit saken yung isang not-so-pretty girl na katapat ko and I actually will be more than willing na itulak from my lap to her’s si not-so-katiwatiwalang lalaki,

Its just that everything was so fast,

And my brain is like so slow. Charot! So I wasn’t able to do it.

And before this not-so-katiwatiwalang lalaki could move from my lap,

I felt something hard and long malapit sa knees ko.

And it makes me want to stop kuya from getting off my lap na. charot!

Of course not! Ayoko no!

I mean, not in public. Charot ulet!

Tinulak ko sya. Pero hindi masyadong malakas. Mas lalong charot! Haha!

Kasi hindi naman ako malakas e. ano pang ieexpect nyo na pagtulak di ba?

Maganda lang ako,

Tsaka maganda ulet.

Yun lang, wala lang nashare ko lang.

Nung makababa si not-so-katiwatiwalang lalaki,

Mega sugod sya kay kuya kundoktor.

And that’s when I knew,

Nakita ko,

With my very own eyes,

I mean, beautiful eyes,

With long curly lashes and cute eyebrows,

I saw it!

That hard and long thing na naramdaman ko sa knees ko.

Balisong pala sya,

But I didn’t bother to look at my knees.

Wala naman ako naramdaman so deadma na.

Bigla akong hinila ng friend ko pababa ng jeep,

Nagmadali kami to get somewhere safe.

Tapos dun ko napansin na may sugat pala ako.

Pero hindi naman sya to the max na sugat.

Sobrang konti lang.

Kayang kaya ko naman sya, maganda kaya ako, tapos maganda pa. haha!

Ang dami ko na nasabi pero hindi ko pa namention kung saan kami pupunta no?

Sorry na! maganda lang. charot!

It’s a highschool reunion.

Actually we do this like sobrang medyo madalas na so for me it doesn’t feel like as in reunion talaga but whatever.

I mean, kahit ano pa itawag nila dyan,

Punta parin ako kasi it has always been fun hanging out with these people.

When we arrived sa venue,

Its not even like 30 minutes pero umalis kami sandali ng friend ko,

pero babalik din kami,

may problem kasi yung friend namin and so we needed to help her.

Nung nakita na namin sya,

Altogether pumunta kami sa madalas namin puntahan kapag umiinom kami,

Somewhere in Antipolo.

After namin sya bigyan ng advice,

She decided to go na para gawin whatever it is na kelangan nya gawin para masolve ang problem nya.

At kami naman,

Balik sa “reunion” with our highschool friends.

Pero bago ang lahat,

Napag-utusan nila kami na bumili ng alak and kung ano ano pang bagay associated with it, para mapaligaya namin ang mga gabi namin lahat,

So me and my friend ay gorabells to the nearest convenient store para maAccomplish ang task na binigay samen,

not knowing na dito pala namin maeencounter ang next na struggle na kakaharapin namin dalawa.

Ayaw kami pagbentahan ng alak.

We don’t look like we’re beyond 18 years of age na daw.

Hinahanapan pa kami ng ID

Sinumbong pa kami sa guard.

I know! Maganda kami! Pero beyond 18 y/o na kami no!

Tsaka first time ko uminom ng alak when I was 19 y/o.

So I’m very confident na sobrang legal talaga ang pag-inom ko ng alak.

At wala akong panahon na makipaglandian sa kanila, busy ako!

I mean, after all those struggles na we already got over, its not gonna be anyone between the two of them ang makakapigil samen from having fun.

At eventually kami parin ang nagwagi *evil laugh*

Effective ang pagtataray namin sa kanila.

I know it’s a compliment to be mistaken as three to four years younger than your age pero mga kuya this is just not the right time. Nagmamadali kami.

Baka mamaya strategy lang nila yan to get your first and last name tapos hahanapin ka sa facebook charot! Assuming ako? Haha!

Malay naten hihi!

Paglabas namen sa convenient store sobrang nagmadali na kami para makasakay kami kaagad.

Baka mamaya bawiin pa nila e.

Pagdating namin sa venue sinimulan na namin ang happiness namin.

And we lived beautifully and happily ever after.

The end. *palakpakan*